I picked Link. And ZiG, I put on the fucking Elf Costume and waited outside by the bus stop alll day and you didnt show you prick !! I just went and killed some chickens instead, then i blamed it on the chupacabra.
Oh and shadic, I agree. If he said PAPER mario, well then theres no competition, hed just use Power Jump or something or the pow block or the fire flower or an awesome badge and use Bow (from paper mario 1)